Gimme More 84!

Bought a bottle of wine at Lowry-Hill liquor store last night and discovered the most compelling grassroots campaign since Ron Paul was derailed by the Diebold machines in New Hampshire.

Bringmossback.blogspot.com is run by one of Lowry Hill’s employees, and it includes “Moss-Tastic videos” and there’s supposed to be a petition that you can sign to support 84’s return, but I couldn’t find it. Also, it hasn’t really been updated since Week 5 of the NFL season, but I’m not really in a position to call anybody out for lazy blogging.

Look, I’m realistic–there’s little chance the Super Freak will ever wear purple again especially, after the way he was run out of Minnesota (by the same casually racist “progressives” who are pushing Hillary Clinton on us right now, btw), but he is on a one-year contract with the Patriots, and who knows, if he wins a ring in a few weeks in New England, he might consider a ton of free agent $$$$$. Zygi’s got it, and we need a receiver….

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3 Responses

  1. Nice timing on this one.

    Signed,

    A Casually Racist Progressive

  2. So, jumping to conclusions, huh? You Lions fans, always trying to bring the black man down.

  3. If nothing else, this suit will introduce “consensual horseplay” to the English lexicon, and that’s gotta be a good thing.

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