The Most Interesting Thing CJ Has Ever Written

Seriously. It reminds me, I need to check this Tino Seghal dude out. Possibly douchetacular.

My Carbon Footprint

Yes, I know this is no way to run a proper-ass blog. You’re supposed to feed your audience little bits of candied horseshit every day, shorten your paragraphs to Tidbits length and include a bunch of flikr images.
That’s not how we do it on The Hero.
We take three months off before coming down with a [...]